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Candyman Monday: Olivier Martinez

Well done Halle Berry! She always gets the hotties in extreme and being one of the most beautiful women in the world, it would take a very special guy to snag her. Voila! Olivier Martinez is about as gorgeous as they come. From the outside he looks just about perfect. They make a gorgeous couple! Plus Martinez looks like one of those dudes who looks even better as he ages! Yowzz!

Candyman Monday: David Gandy

Happy Monday! Just a little eye candy for you to kick off this week! David Gandy aka Dolce and Gabbana calendar and fragrance model is todays hottie!

I like him cuz he looks a little rough around the edges! Plus he looks like he has a sense of humor. Which we love right ladies! He is British. How cute is that!

Candyman Monday: Top Ten Hotties 2011

2011 was quite a year for delicious men. Here is a re-cap of my favorite hunks of the year.

10. Random soot smudged fire fighters. Classic American heros. Apparantly firemen go commando. Who knew?

 

9. Michael C. Hall. Ladies, he goes to the same yoga class I do. He is utterly adorable and so sweet. And hunky. It was hard not to put him at number one..

 

8. Jon Stewart. Funny men are my fave.

 

7. James Franco, renaissance man, all around cute.

 

6. Viggo Mortensen. He is just so dang hot.

 

5. Joe Manganiello. Everyones favorite warewolf. Grrrrr...rawr.

 

4. Ryan Gosling. Particularly in boxing shit.

 

3. Jason Statham. Y'all might not agree. But I think he is yum. He reminds me of my husband. Is that bad? Hee hee. Well, get yer own list.

 

2. Jason Momoa, aka Khal Drogo, aka Conan, aka Lisa Bonet's baby daddy. If you are like, "who?" unto you I say..."Time to rent A Game of Thrones."

 

1. Alexander Skarsgard. I know. Not totally original, but I am hard pressed to think of anyone more hot and adorable than this guy! With his gym bag no less! And might I add, excellent choice in eyewear.

Hope you enjoyed the recap of my top ten hunks of 2011!!

 

Candyman Monday: Guys in Nerd Glasses

Is it just me or are guys in nerd glasses so hot? I think it screams I am smart and vulnerable in addition to being a total hottie! Meee-ooooww!

Adorable Colin Ferrel.

Dreamy Johhny Depp.

Hottie Josh Hartnett.

 

Extra credit if you can tell me who this actor is!

James Franco is my fave.

 

Candyman Monday: Hot Mugshots

Here are some of my favorite celebrity mug shots. David Bowie is my all time fave. I love how tidy and well kempt these fellas are. Getting arrested used to be such a civilized affair. Kudos to the boys in blue for targeting and unearthing such hard boiled offenders. Imagine! Rock stars cussing, doing drugs and flirting with married women? Scandalous! Kind of like arresting a fish for breathing water.

David Bowie. Pot possesion. Arrested with Iggy Pop in 1976 at a hotel following a concert.

Francis Albert Sinatra aka Old Blue Eyes. Part of the infamous Rat Pack gang. Arrested in 1938 for carrying on with a married woman.

Mick Jagger. Arrested on a narcotics charge in 1967 during a riad at the home of fellow bandit Keith Richards.

 

Johnny Cash aka The Man in Black arrested in 1965 by a customs agent for possession of pills.

James Morrison. Arrested in 1970 for profanity and well..whipping it out. Seems like innocent times when you could go up the river for swearing and exposing your junk.

Happy Halloween!

Candyman Monday: Viggo Mortensen

Ya know who is smokin' hot? Viggo Mortensen. He is a wonderful chameleon actor too. I like how he is a little private, and just plain stunning. This post is pretty much your basic gratuitous eye candy. But I think you will agree, Viggo is ruggedly handsome. He makes a cute cowboy, and looks awesome in a suit. He wins the all-around hottie award. My favorite things about Viggo? That he was married to Exene Cervenka, and that he paints. I love that.

Candyman Monday: John Hughes Hunks

Growing up in the 80's meant crushing on cute guys from films like Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles and Some Kind of Wonderful. Film maker John Hughes cast some of the very best. Here are my faves! In order!

Was there anyone hunkier that Jake Ryan!? Michael Schoeffling defied 80's hotness.

Awwwww. Blaine was so cute. And he loved Molly Ringwald. He shoulda taken her to prom....

James Spader really knew how to jock the Miami Vice look. Can you imagine a kid in high school wearing a realxed suit? And loafers with no socks? He is hot just for that alone.

Ahhh. the Breakfast Club. I loved Bender. Ladies, you know you love the troublesome ones...admit...

Eric Stolz was dreamy. I actually didn't really understand Some Kind of Wonderful. I mean I know he wanted the girl, but why flush your whole college fund down the drain for a dumb pair of earrings?...I mean, Lea Thompson is cute, but it would have made more sense if she was like a Christie Brinkley or something... I didn't get it.

Even though Hardy Jenns was super douchy, he was still cute.

I love Ferris Bueller. We all love Ferris. Remember Charlie Sheen in this film? Forshadowing!

Candyman Monday: Blue Eyed Beauties

The eyes are the windows to the soul. All colors are indeed lovely, but something about clear, placid, blue peepers seems as though you can peer to the edge and depths of male vulnerability. And we like that. Especially among our most cocky and self assured men.

So baby blues might just be that perfect compliment to a gorgeous confident man.

Paul Newman is the picture perfect blue eyed man.

I couldn't do a blue eyes post without mentioning Frank Sinatra. Old Blue Eyes himself.

Rugged, darling Bradley Cooper.

Adrian Grenier. Nice lips too.

Paul Walker looks...ahem...nice.

Jude Law and his cerulean lovelies.

Ryan Phillippe has lovely eyes. And voice too. Nice and deep.

I wish Jonathan Rhys Meyers could pull it together. I would love to see more of him and I have already watched all the seasons of the Tudors that I think I can handle. To me his blue eyes are bewitching.

Chris Evans has a dreamy quirky sweetness that I adore. Rrrawwr!

Candyman Monday: Dudes With Style

Nothing sexier than a man who knows how to dress. I know these guys probably have someone helping them pick stuff out, but you can't buy charm, attitude and the swagger that comes from feeling good in your body and clothing.

James Franco always gets it right. He looks great in clothes. Even when he is wearing just a tee shirt and jeans he looks natural and impecable.

Same with Jude Law. This is of course the classic tee shirt and jeans combo, hard to get wrong right? And yet, this look is harder than you think to pull off. I mean, look at his belt? How many guys can jock that? Here are the trade secrets to this look:

-Have a nice bod. (ok, ok. I know. Obvious. And not that helpful. So let's go to the next one.)

-Tee shirt should be fitted and not too boxy. Especially the sleeves. Sorry. If you want a sexy tee look, boxy Hanes is not going to cut it.

-Softer, thinner cotton looks best. Bulky cottons look, well...bulky.

David Beckham looks tight in a suit. An he has the cocky/gentle paradox thing going on. Always helps.

Johhny Depp takes some bold risks. He doesn't give a s#!t if you like it, and of course, that is why we do! He is the master of accessories. A hard thing for most guys to pull off. I always say, keep it simple. But his sense of personal style is so strong and solid, he need not worry about going overboard. I mean, look at the roles he plays! Anything he wears in real life is tame by comaprison.

David Arquette. Stay with me here. I know sometimes he gets it really wrong, but here is why I love him. Because he is fearless and above all playful. And fun and playful with fashion is something men rarely seem to embrace. So kudos to David for jocking plaid overalls and a stripe shirt.

Kwame Kwei-Armah has classic British Style. First rule for men who wear glasses. Spend the extra cash and get really nice frames. No skimping. If you wear glasses, you will most likely be wearing them day in and day out. People look at your eyes when they talk to you. You must choose nice, flattering frames.

I love it when Jon Hamm goes a little wacky with his plaids. He is classicly handsome. I think it would be slightly predictable for him to err on the cautious side. Plus he looks good in anything. He can pull it off. So why not surprise us with a bold plaid! I love it!

No one wears edgy tattoo-guy style better than Carey Hart. His style is always fun, fashion forward, and very suited to him. But here is something that he does amazingly well. He always compliments his wife's style while staying grounded in his own. (His wife is singer Pink in case ys didn't know...)David Beckham does this really well too. And they both have style icon wives. So hard to do.

This is for my friend Erin. Brody style rocks.

Gavin Rossdale looks great in clothes. And you can tell he really loves fashion. Love the dualing pinstripes!

Candyman Monday: Eighties Goth Rockers

I've got a real soft spot for Goth Rockers. Especially the pretty boy dudes from the eighties. I am proud to say that I saw each and every one of these bands in the eighties, except Adam Ant. I wasn't a goth chick per se. More like a platinum blond metal chick hybrid...But I just loved the music when I was younger and loved how cocky the guys were all dressed up with their big aqua net hair and puffy man blouses.

Perhaps it was a case of "you had to be there." But it was sublime.

Charlie Sexton has otherworldly awesome beauty. Mmmm Hmmmmm.

Gene Loves Jezebel were kinda schticky, but super fun.

Who didn't love Adam Ant?

Doe eyed Ian McCulloch looking so adorable.

I love this pic! When I saw his show in the eighties he was rail thin and really knew how to shake it!

Wasn't Andrew Eldritch mysterious? Sisters of Mercy styled hard.

Love and Rockets.

Richard Butler from the Psychedelic Furs.

The mystic and magical style of the Cult.